kitten beautician.

About

22. Chicago. Whatever, ask me questions.

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

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3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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venusincostume:

Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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